One of us One of us

A man walks down the street, it's a cold day, and so he is wearing a hoodie. He is 18, a hoodie is an appropriate attire for such an occasion and jeans are standard for any occasion, even the middle of summer to me, combat shorts make you look like you're a wannabe scout.

So this guy, walks down the street and gets all these looks, like he's out to shiv someone in the street. "Ofcourse my hood is up!" he internally screams, "the wind is in my face and it's pissing it down!"

I'm a year (and a half) older now, it is the middle of summer, but it's still Britain so we have our winter days regardless. It's raining, I see a guy wearing a black hoodie, I've got enough cash in my wallet to make his day.

Yes I cross the street, I'm one of you lot now prudish people.


NOTE: Ever wondered the origin of the repeated "ONE OF US, ONE OF US" phrase on tv?

It's "freaky" and offensive.