Night clubs are places for lonely people to pretend they are attractive and display themselves as possible mates, if you have a partner of some kind then this ritual seems insane and bizzare. What on earth is the point.
I have a girlfriend she nice and pretty.
I see slutty girls my friends like.
I no like slutty girls.
It's like being an ice cream man and going to a nobbily bobbilys convention, you like magnums and anything else makes you feel ill.
So pubs are where "it is at" because you can go in your smoking jacket and evening attire and not worry.
Pubs are the shiz.
I apologise if this doesn't make sense, I was recently in a night club.
^ edited slightly by a more sober me, but still it probably doesn't make sense.
I have a girlfriend she nice and pretty.
I see slutty girls my friends like.
I no like slutty girls.
It's like being an ice cream man and going to a nobbily bobbilys convention, you like magnums and anything else makes you feel ill.
So pubs are where "it is at" because you can go in your smoking jacket and evening attire and not worry.
Pubs are the shiz.
I apologise if this doesn't make sense, I was recently in a night club.
^ edited slightly by a more sober me, but still it probably doesn't make sense.
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