FOP - first world problems

Last time I leant back on this type of chair it broke

I shouldn't do that again.

I am uncomfortable sitting forwards

I should lean back

WAIT NO YOU FOOL

I will bear the pain

ow

owwww

fudge then, fine I'll lean back a little

i need to stretch

I'm going to break my chair.

I can hear it squeeking

I will sit on my bed

NOW IT'S TOO FAR AWAY

MY LIFE IS A LIVING HELL AND NOTHING CAN BE WORSE THAN THIS DORSAL AGONY, WHY HAS MY GOD FORSAKEN ME, I AM SMITED. HE HATH SMOTE ME TO ENDURE THIS PAIN FOR ALL, oh if I lean it against the bed, it takes the weight,

I should put this on blogger to be overly dramatic,

CHROME YOU FOOLISH SON OF A TUCK WHY ARN'T YOU LOADING AS FAST AS YOU SHOULD DO, I WILL END YOUR PROCCESS SO HELP ME GOD.

there we go.